GemStone IV Slogans

 

Kitrina made a post saying they were looking for GSIV slogans to use in marketing. I saved my favorite humorous ones for this list.

 

WE NEED A SLOGAN!! · on 1/16/2007 6:00:25 PM

Hey everyone, I need your help!

We all know GS better than anyone else, so please brainstorm with me to come up with a slogan. Slogan, catch-phrase, motto, tag line.... call it whatever you want! I think it would be great to have something that helps create brand recognition and loyalty.

Current idea...

GemStone IV: Adventure At Your Fingertips

GM Kitrina

 

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Gemstone IV: 6 Hours of XXX each week! No extra charge! - Furrowfoot

Gemstone IV: Live! Nude! Gnomes! - Revalos

GemStone IV: Wave the cheese! - Xygon

 

No Krakii yet, so I'll throw a Krakii idea out there...

"You too could one day be a wiki!"

"Great message board community includes free game!"

- Furrowfoot

 

GS4: Text Based Crack for Geeks - Darcconis

Gemstone IV: Because your parents won't let you get REAL tattoos. - Furrowfoot

Gemstone IV: Wearealladdictswhostayuptolatetoplayatextbasedgamewhomoncepayed400dollarsamonthforthisthing! - Rontuu

GSIV : Because pointy ears are sexy - MOOREC26

Gemstone IV: We don't need no stinkin' graphics! - Rick

Gemstone IV: Tired of cutting the grass? Try cutting some kobolds. - ULRIKSON

 

GemStone IV: Feed the Addiction
GemStone IV: Unhappy with your life? Build a new one here!
GemStone IV: C4N'7 R33D 1337? Try somewhere where people speak your language.
GemStone IV: You can still play it on your 386

- Xygon

 

Gemstone IV: Warning, highly addictive and has been known to cause severe sleep deprevation. - BECKJ

GemStone IV: At Least It's Not WoW - DARKPIPER

Gemstone IV: Pictures are for Pansies. - Railien

Gemstone IV: We Teach Typing Better than Mavis Beacon. - HERBIEMCHEBREW

Gemstone IV: The Game that Launched 1,000 MMORPGs - Furrowfoot

GemStone IV: One MMORPG to Rule Them All. - GM Emeradan

 

Gemstone IV: Cheaper than the bar
Gemstone IV: You can't curse, but you can kill things.
Gemstone IV: It's not 6 bucks an hour anymore.

- DEADMILKMAN

 

 

GS4: Where free time goes to die
GS4: You didn't need sex anyway
Gemstone IV: Now serving the dateless for 20 years.

- Krendeli

 

GemStone IV: Get Dirty in the MUD - Mario

 

Gemstone IV: Because we have no life too!
Gemstone IV: Chat...with weapons!

- KILLJAR

 

Gemstone IV: 7,999,000 Fewer Idiots Than WoW - Chris

GSIV: Die Early, Die Often! - Terri

Gemstone IV: Teaching You Exactly How Long Five Seconds Can Be! - Meg

 

 

Gemstone IV: Resistance is futile.
Gemstone IV: Over 10 billion kobolds killed.. and counting!
Gemstone IV: Because geeks are sexy

-Sylanae