This is a mock log that Leslie, Shadowkatt's player, sent to me in email after Katt had taken Danay hunting in zombies one night. (Danay was around level 13 at the time and Katt was in her 30's) This was from when we first new each other, back in mid-1997. She made the log appear to be from Danay's point of view.

Alright now...Now lets just get this straight. Here is what really happened.

 

Lady Shadowkatt's group just went southeast.
[Ruined Potter's Field]
A rough path winds around the edge of this long-forgotten graveyard. Most of the area seems filled with trees which have pushed their way through the field with little regard for the dead. You also see [1m a zombie [0m. Also here: Lady Shadowkatt
Obvious paths: south, west, northwest.

A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie tries to bite Shadowkatt!
AS: +181 vs DS: +840 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +31 = -604
A clean miss.

You fidget.

Shadowkatt waves to the zombie.

Shadowkatt swings a black vultite axe at a zombie!
AS: +521 vs DS: +66 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +21 = +208
... and hits for 54 points of damage!
Hard blow breaks the femur!
The zombie is knocked to the ground!
The zombie is stunned!

A zombie wails in tortured anguish!

A zombie slowly pulls herself back up on her feet.

Shadowkatt swings a black vultite axe at a zombie!
AS: +521 vs DS: +66 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +28 = +215
... and hits for 51 points of damage!
Right leg mangled horribly.
A zombie looks down at her mangled right leg and falls over!
The zombie is stunned!

Shadowkatt sneers.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You swing an eonake waraxe at a zombie!
AS: +118 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +43 = +177
... and hit for 46 points of damage!
The zombie is backed up by a strong slash to its abdomen!
Round time: 5 sec.

A zombie wails in tortured anguish!

A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +131 vs DS: +115 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +80 = +128
... and hits for 21 points of damage!
Well, you didnt need that eye anyway!

A zombie wails in tortured anguish!

A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +141 vs DS: +115 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +65 = +126
... and hits for 6 points of damage!
Broken finger on your left hand!
CS: +69 - TD: +7 + CvA: +12 + d100: +66 - -5 == +74
Warded off!
Your eyes glaze over and you are forced into curtsy stance.

A zombie just arrived.

A zombie just arrived.

A zombie just arrived.

A zombie just arrived.

You swing an eonake waraxe at a zombie!
AS: +118 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +33 = +147
You attempt to attack a zombie but you have a uncontrollable urge to curtsy.

You curtsy to the zombie.

You curtsy to Shadowkatt.

Shadowkatt glances at you.

Shadowkatt swings a black vultite axe at a zombie!
AS: +521 vs DS: +66 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +71 = +308
Blow to the head! Vitreous fluid spills forth all over Danay!
The zombie falls to the ground dead.

You curtsy to the zombie.

Shadowkatt slays the remainder of the zombies while you continue to curtsy.

Shadowkatt searches a zombie.

Shadowkatt pales.

Shadowkatt points to a stained pink skirt.

You beam!

You work your way into a stained pink skirt.

Shadowkatt raises an eye in your direction.

"Thank you for the hunt Shadowkatt, I believe I can take care of myself from here."

Shadowkatt blinks at you.

You go northwest.
[Ruined Potter's Field]
The smell of death hangs heavy in the air here causing you to repel in disgust. Begrudingly you move on. The area is void of plant life. The only remote sign of life is a tall oak tree long since dead. From its branches hangs tattered bits of cloth and an occasional bit of decaying flesh. You also see a zombie, a zombie, a zombie, Fabio, a zombie, a zombie and a zombie.
Obvious exits: North, west, southeast.

You are now in a defensive stance.

A zombie claws at you!
AS: +191 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +75 = -129
A clean miss!
CS: +69 - TD: +48 + CvA: +12 + d100: +6 - +50 == -11
Warded off!

A zombie stares at you and points; "Ah, fresh meat tonight!"

A zombie scratches its head and points at your stained pink skirt.

A zombie falls to the ground laughing.

You frown.

You say, "Ok you comedians, it's time to face the wrath of DANAY the invincible!"

You are now in an offensive stance.

You swing an eonake waraxe at a zombie!
AS: +108 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +5 = +116
Slash to the hand knicks a nail for 4 points damage!

A zombie's eyes flash bright red!

A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +181 vs DS: +140 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +51 = +134
Awesome slash to your right arm for 34 points damage!
Your right arm falls to the ground.

You say, "Bah! You think that can stop me!"

>kil zombie How do you plan on doing that without an arm?

>Eat zombie You bite a zombie!
AS: +231 vs DS: +140 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +33 = +237
You gnaw a hole in the side of the zombie's left arm for 67 points damage!
A zombie falls to the ground grasping its left arm.

A zombie offers you a spearment leaf you have 30 seconds to accept the offer.

>Accept How do you plan on doing that without an arm?

>Flail How do you plan on doing that without an arm?

A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +181 vs DS: +140 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +98 = +211
A zombie bites you for 84 points damage!
Oh! Look at all the pretty stars!

*You just bit the dust!

Shadowkatt leaps from hiding to attack!
Shadowkatt swings a black vultite axe at a zombie!
AS: +521 vs DS: +66 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +71 = +268
Blow to the head!
A zombie is dead.

Shadowkatt removes a royal blue flask from her leather cloak.

Your soul is bound to your body for another 16 minutes and 30 seconds.

Shadowkatt puts a royal blue flask inside her leather cloak.

Shadowkatt parries with Fabio.

Shadowkatt parries with Fabio.

Fabio swings a crock of butter at Shadowkatt!
AS: +781 vs DS: +198 with AvD: +74 + d100 roll: +85 = +491
And hits for 212 points damage!
Woo woo! So creamy so smooth! You cant believe its not butter!

* Shadowkatt just bit the dust!

* Shadowkatt drops dead at your feet!

 

---Now, thats what really happened.
--Katt