Danay's Domain - Amulet Tidbits

The following are just various things heard on the amulet that I found amusing.

12/20/01 After a kobold invasion

[Jamus] "The invasion is over.. the archmage left."

[Jamus] "...after leaving a not-so-veiled threat that he'd be back."

[Delthore] "and we take full credit for driving him off"

[Vyndor] ""Well, modesty is our middle name"

[Anglaess] "hey, I want a little credit, his minion tripped over my body, I saw it!"

[Vyndor] ""Ok, Anglaess does get some credit"

[Miseris] "The landing is a strange and bitter place filled with suffering and hatrid. And then there's the catacombs."

4/10/02

[Blyton] "Roltons can have the **Huge** boxes strapped to their backs."

[Dyspopular] "What are they, pack beasts now?"

[Aitebe] "if someone witha punchy sense of humor strapped boxes to the rolton.. sure "

[Blyton] "Thats a good idea, instead of a disk. I want a rolton to pack me stuff arount"

[Dyspopular] "I'd get sick of the bleeting"

4/12/02

[Blyton] "must be an invasion. I just saw a couple roltons run past me by the gem shop and then I see a bunch of dead people in the park."

[Galesmight] "Naw someone cast open maelstrom by accident."

[Blyton] "Who cast it? A rolton?"

4/27/02 During an invasion

[Gotham] "What's the weakest thing out there?"

[Tyani] "Us?"

8/21/02

* Sorchia just bit the dust!

Time passes

[Xulia] "Eeeeeps! Sorchia's ere, I need fog!"

[Xulia] "Ellooooos... kin summa elp me wif Sorchia, we on way ta darkstone, roa'ter side ere, ahind waterfall."

[Xulia] "Dead gal! Elp us!"

* Xulia just bit the dust!

8/26/02

[Laucius] "is there anything to do against implosion?"

[You] "Pray real hard."

[Contesserina] "pray"

9/1/02 Pasted into an IM from Lorel to me - when new traps were released

Bethame: "we need rezzer in the crypt for scarab bite"

Bethame: "we got mad scarab in the crypt bitting everyone, stay clear"

Zelysius: "Scarab on the loose in the crypt!"

Zelysius: "Killed 3 and counting."

At Ebon Gate 2003

[Maynist] "help!! I cant stop playing the darkbox!"

At Ebon Gate 2003 when a feature alterer was working

[Yukito] "I know I probably wouldn't be picked because I have already been prettied up a little today, but there are quite a few people I see who truly need help."

1/31/04 After the Spitfire docked

[Zakah] "where tha tattos at?"

[Demiurgae] "i have one on the buttocks"

Spitfire 2004

[Hakwea] "anyone know where the goats are?"

[Thedwar] "uhm still kinda disturbed aboot thuh rodent tent muhseff"

Spitfire 2004

[Currin] "I heard that is was open, and I'm going to try and work my way to the deck house, perhaps"

[Currin] "Alas, I'm shopping with three women, it will take a while...."

November 2004 - When Plants Attack - from Rawen's player

[Darkdelon (faint)]: "What we need is not weapons or spells, just a good florist!"

[Darkdelon (faint)]: "the rosebushes bury ya so your corpse is hidden. And you can't even run through the room half the time with out some pansy hitting ya with seeds."

Cristal softly says, "I`m sorry,i just find it amazing these sweet little flowers are kicking our arses."

Cristal softly says, "Glad my wedding roses didn`t attack."

1/21/05 - Death Knight invasion

[Stillson (subdued)] "ya know if ya wear spiked plate as a halfling people NEVER fall on ya twice"

2/13/05 in Ta'Vaalor

[Foxlyn] "Is it me or does this priestess keep uping her prices...."

[Penidiamond] "You keep training she'll raise the price up"

[Foxlyn] "Ok I dislike her now"

[Foxlyn] "Nothing but a quack!"

[Qairi] "Then don't die."

[Foxlyn] "Well you try getting caught by a cocktrice stare then and see how you end up"

2/17/05 in the Landing

[Senkira (subdued)] "Selling : Oak Leaf Embroidered Robes (4x) 50k"

[Kyorge (subdued)] "what type of armor are those robes?"

10/6/00

>You hear the faint thoughts of Klaive echo in your mind: "excuze me plz how do u get deeds?"

On the Wavedancer - 2005

[Faiyth] "Anywun mind tellin me wha jus' happened?"

[Kurut] "umm...you're on a boat. That's the extent of my knowledge"

[Odysyus] "Am I the only giant that has ever seen his wife run by without even so much as a glance?"

[Hyacinthe] "was she chasing Nalea? that can make a girl not see a giant.."

[Odysyus] "There a merchant on the second class deck? I suppose that would be a pretty good reason"

[Myriashi] "She prolly jes' raided yer bank accoun' an' had to spend tha evidence."

[Odysyus] "that's been done already...."

[Tawnyv] "If that's the case... what's her name? I'll go help her shop"

[Odysyus] "Hey now!"

[Odysyus] "We can't go encouraging such behavior...."

[Boadus] "so clorp is gone?"

[Evah] "eaten"

[Boadus] "ouch"

[Avidleigh] "Unless he somehow clawed his way out of the creature's belly, yes."

[Toleena] "I bet he's just not digested yet."

[Luukanos] "Bah he's got that needle, probably tryin to poke his way out"

[Toleena] "Eh, that fish looked pretty big... I don't think it'll work."

[Avidleigh] "Because a needle is ever so useful in the stomach of a sea-beast in the middle of the ocean."

[Mirandabliss] "Ah'd like to thank me mother and father and Hopuse of the Rising Phoenix..."

[Sepher] "You're welcome, honey."

[Mirandabliss] "not even"

[Mirandabliss] "da first time I saw you, you was just a head on a spike on a gate."

[Mirandabliss] "I don't think you noticed me"

5/13/05 Landing net

[Quaaliyn] "yeah...I could use some good specs...I told a gnome girl t'udder day she was gorgeous..."

June 2005 in River's Rest

[Balinworn] "Ah still says, any ships wha sail up an nae immidiately offer tae sell us horrifically o'erpriced goods dat are vaguely differnent from alla o'erpriced stuff we already hae... should be sunk an or killed."

Ebon Gate 2005

[Kristalis] "Why's the exchange clerk laying down.."

[Vedah] "He must have finally seen the exchange rate"

Chanter's Crossroads had mystery instruments for 50k each...

[Lochiven] "curse whoever brought Chanter's into existence!"

[Secilly] "you aint a kidding.. "

[Secilly] "im still chanting to my self NO chanters.. No chanters.... but as i keep getting closer my hands are beginning to sweat"

A bit later...

[Secilly] "moan im just right outside chanters"

[Secilly] "i could just go in for 2 more!"

[Isildre] "Secilly! Step *AWAY* from the Chanters! Slowly... slowly back away..."

[Secilly] "just 2!"

A bit later again...

[Secilly] "ok so i only got 10 more!! its only 8 more then i said i would "

[Secilly] "will someone please close the chanters shop"

[Beryl] "and remember I owe ya 200k so you can get four more Secilly"

[Kyirin] "I'm tempted to extend a short-term loan just to see how far this goes."

[Anterrio] "I said I was only going to spend 20k in the digging game, then I dug up a chest with a city-states note in it for 30k.... so I'm back here digging some more."

[Anterrio] "Argh! Another 30k note! I'm never getting out of this digging"

2/26/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Juspera echo in your mind: "Nevrek once got blinded, then rubbed his glass amulet instead of his crystal one."

You hear the faint thoughts of Juspera echo in your mind: "He kept running into things but no one could see him."

You hear the faint thoughts of Juspera echo in your mind: "No one could get out of his way."

3/10/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Gretel echo in your mind: "Lady EvilCleric is fine and needs not any assistance. Lady Heretic is raising panic over nothing."

You hear the faint thoughts of Shallowgrave echo in your mind: "Well, if it isn't Lady Badwithnames."

You hear the faint thoughts of Gretel echo in your mind: "Hello, Lord MouseHater."

You hear the faint thoughts of Gretel echo in your mind: "I am not allowed to say Lord Weaselpants anymore."

3/4/00 - Premium pets released

You hear the faint thoughts of Nevrek echo in your mind: "I think my pet is deaf, it refuses to come to me."

You hear the faint thoughts of Gretel echo in your mind: "Lord Twitches, perhaps your cub has eaten my weasel and fallen asleep somewhere."

You hear the faint thoughts of Nevrek echo in your mind: "I will not tolerate rebellion in my animal companion. It will conform to my wishes or be made into a nice purse to sell to some gaudily dressed empath."

3/13/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Briars echo in your mind: "Briars no longer needs crystal amulets."

You hear the faint thoughts of Briars echo in your mind: "Please hold onto all crystal amulets until Briars needs them again."

You hear the faint thoughts of Arcaon echo in your mind: "i am in trouble, i am at the graveyard"

You hear the faint thoughts of Seravadon echo in your mind: "You're not in real trouble till yer in one of the graves there.

You hear the faint thoughts of Gameria echo in your mind: "who invanded darkstone castle and claimed it for own"

You hear the faint thoughts of Klapto echo in your mind: "I did once.. but nobody paid any attention to me"

You hear the faint thoughts of Porcell echo in your mind: "It was Melgorehn, the answer's Melgorehn Gameria."

You hear the faint thoughts of Larvae echo in your mind: "Shhhhhh"

You hear the faint thoughts of Gameria echo in your mind: "thank you"

You hear the faint thoughts of Thremkin echo in your mind: "My father knew a man that once invaded it and held it for two days before the troll kings retook it."

You hear the faint thoughts of Porcell echo in your mind: "Bah, let the guy know."

You hear the faint thoughts of Layra echo in your mind: "Gameria, he's lying to you."

You hear the faint thoughts of Layra echo in your mind: "That's not the right answer."

You hear the faint thoughts of Porcell echo in your mind: "Layra, you are just trying to make him second guess himself."

You hear the faint thoughts of Layra echo in your mind: "The answer is obvious, it's Lorminstra. Don't waste you're time."

You hear the faint thoughts of Gameria echo in your mind: "ill try both"

Voln isn't always left out of the silly answers on the amulet department...

You hear the faint thoughts of Camelia echo in your mind: "does anyone know how ta challenge lord kai?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Nephrenia echo in your mind: "Speak badly about Leya."

3/15/00 - I have no idea what happened to him with the gem, but thought this was pretty funny.

You hear the faint thoughts of Sylpher echo in your mind: "A public health announcement! Friends and foes alike, I fear for our safety! Stay out of the shanty town!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Tarhen echo in your mind: "whats so bad bout the shanty town?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Sylpher echo in your mind: "i was going for a casual stroll, and I got hit in the neck with a pink spinel, falling at a dangerous speed!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Sylpher echo in your mind: "If you love your life, love not walking abound in the deadly, gem-stricken, spontaneously deadly shantytown!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Shada echo in your mind: "did you say GEM striken?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Neolak echo in your mind: "uryens hey how do i get my mind clear"

You hear the faint thoughts of Sylpher echo in your mind: "Go rest, somewhere safe.."

You hear the faint thoughts of Sylpher echo in your mind: "but not the shanty town, where it rains grim glittering death!"

3/28/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Brixx echo in your mind: "long time ago I saw something for sale that was worn around the neck and had infinate rubs of blues. Very interesting item and the fact that it never ran out of charges interests me even more. I wonder what ever happened to that item"

You hear the faint thoughts of Kronious echo in your mind: "Titaniia has a necklace like that, I think."

You hear the faint thoughts of Felnarn echo in your mind: "No, Titaniia's singing causes the blues, not her necklace"

6/4/99 - Bregandian War - It's good to defend what is important to you...

You hear the faint thoughts of Thorvalh echo in your mind: "woo.. I's defending my barstool to da death Rijah!"

6/5/99 - Breg

You hear the faint thoughts of Belnia echo in your mind: "anyone else see the Bregendan Dissipator that yelled "Chasing!"?"

Much later on...

Several people were telling others to leave the tower alone, with this individual expressing their outrage vehemently. It's never a good idea to be outraged on the amulet when you are wrong about something.

You hear the faint thoughts of Tasmain echo in your mind: "IT is SILVERGATES tower stop talking about blowing it up"

You hear the faint thoughts of Setzier echo in your mind: "It is not Silvergate's tower, you bloody four-eyed baboons."

You hear the faint thoughts of Lylia echo in your mind: "It is not Silvergate's tower, you bloody flapeared nit, it is the Bregandans' tower to get into Silvergate."

You hear the faint thoughts of Zeenia echo in your mind: "We dont own a tower ye bunch of yutz!! "

9/23/99

You hear the faint thoughts of Laltadey echo in your mind: "for the 4th step in Voln after you sing then what do you do?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Juspera echo in your mind: "Sacrifice a goat."

10/1/99 - In response to people on the net talking about how things used to be...

You hear the faint thoughts of Titaniia echo in your mind: "When I was a lass we didna have guilds. An' if we wanted to walk up hills, we hadta crawl on broken knees."

10/1/99

You hear the faint thoughts of Bbryan echo in your mind: "anyone have any advice for a young wizard?"

You hear your own faint thoughts echoing in your head: "Be a warrior."

11/28/99

You hear the faint thoughts of Knife echo in your mind: "course, da trainings o da person no do seem ta ave much ta do with how sensible da stuff dey talk aboot it, look at me fer instance, me no ever do say anytin worthwhile"

5/25/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Setzier echo in your mind: "Yes, yes a statue of me. Remove that Rhone statue from the park and construct one of me."

You hear the faint thoughts of Pelendur echo in your mind: "Aye, give the birds something they can really target."

5/26/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Titaniia echo in your mind: "Saberwolv, I know you find me attractive an' all, but if yer frog is gonna follow me 'round all day, I think you should at least buy me dinner."

5/26/00 - They were talking on the net of some spell being cast by the Illoke that was a cone of fire...

You hear the faint thoughts of Marikhen echo in your mind: "Oh yes, just what they need, a spell to light ever'one's cigars"

You hear the faint thoughts of Juspera echo in your mind: "Heh... yeah, for those days when cone of lightning just isn't powerful enough."

6/4/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Allanor echo in your mind: "gigehe please kill this shan cleric on the lake"

prep 225
You concentrate on the Transference spell...
Your spell is ready.

>cast allanor
You gesture into the air.
A silvery fog envelopes you. You feel a sudden lurching motion, and as the fog dissipates you see...
[Vornavian Coast, The Lake] Several bushes, damaged by fire, border the path here. The fire was not large, but burned away a small portion of the underbrush. New sprouts and saplings poke hopefully through the ashes toward the sky.
You also see a white flask, a leather breastplate, a leather breastplate, an acid-pitted gold coffer, a greatsword, a greatsword and a greatsword.
Also here: Allanor
Obvious paths: east, northwest.

Allanor just went east.

You hear the faint thoughts of Allanor echo in your mind: "sheesh danay don't do that without warnin me! i thought ye were that stupid cleric foggin ta me again"

You hear the faint thoughts of Sylanae echo in your mind: "She's even more deadly than that shan cleric."

6/6/00 - On the grey net...more fun misplaced outrage...

You hear the faint thoughts of Angeleka echo in your mind: "2k pendant"

You hear the faint thoughts of Mishaa echo in your mind: "what about a 2k pendant?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Angeleka echo in your mind: "2k on the pendant, I think you can figure it out, or do I give your intelligance too much credit"

You hear the faint thoughts of Neveki echo in your mind: "speaking of intelligence... go on the right net"

You hear your own faint thoughts echoing in your head: "Pull your amulet Angeleka before you talk about the intelligence of others."

6/6/00 - Yet more Council question fun...

You hear the faint thoughts of Tollongo echo in your mind: "Who invaded Darkstone castle and claimed it for his own?""

You hear the faint thoughts of Karmah echo in your mind: "Haelra did!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Haelra echo in your mind: "Heh! Rumors, I tell you!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Lurch echo in your mind: "I am going to go take over Darkstone in about five minutes"

You hear the faint thoughts of Haelra echo in your mind: "Fightcha for it, Lurch"

You hear your own faint thoughts echoing in your head: "You show Sheru, Lurch! Oops, just gave away the answer."

Andraste had come on the net and told Tollongo such questions weren't appropriate on the net...a couple minutes later...

You hear the faint thoughts of Tollongo echo in your mind: ""Who invaded Darkstone castle and claimed it for his own?""

You hear your own faint thoughts echoing in your head: "Tollongo, did you not get the message the first time?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Tollongo echo in your mind: "oh yeah i got it alright"

You hear the faint thoughts of Scheindlin echo in your mind: "Whoever did, regretted it in the end.."

You hear the faint thoughts of Aronious echo in your mind: "Tollongo ain't the brightest Danay, gotta say it a few times."

You hear the faint thoughts of Pyrocite echo in your mind: "Danay, be kind to the slower section of the population..."

You hear the faint thoughts of Mistytwilight echo in your mind: "But that's most of them..."

You hear the faint thoughts of Scheindlin echo in your mind: "Very nice story behind it..ask Starsnuffer..."

You hear the faint thoughts of Tollongo echo in your mind: "i don't wanna hear the story, i just want the answer"

You hear the faint thoughts of Aronious echo in your mind: "an that's why you'll be uneducated ferever Tollongo"

You hear the faint thoughts of Wemly echo in your mind: "The story is much better than the answer"

You hear the faint thoughts of Scheindlin echo in your mind: "Well the story is important..how else would you know why Darkstone is the way it is now?"

A bit later and we get a wonderful Sammealism...

You hear the faint thoughts of Tollongo echo in your mind: "umm aronious, you're speaking?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Aronious echo in your mind: "not to you."

You hear the faint thoughts of Sammeal echo in your mind: "No, he's actually transmitting his thoughts by means of a crystal amulet."

You hear the faint thoughts of Sammeal echo in your mind: "A feat which I lovingly call charkmoojing."

You hear the faint thoughts of Sammeal echo in your mind: "I used to call it simply, "thinking" but when I did that, I would accidentally transmit thoughts I meant to keep to myself."

You hear the faint thoughts of Sammeal echo in your mind: "But after the fourteenth time the town had to sit through my toe fungus ruminations, I decided a new verb was in order."

6/6/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Avantos echo in your mind: "If shoes counted as subjects, Ylena would rule an area the size of the Barony of Jantalar"

6/6/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Aprilove echo in your mind: "Ok I duna like Vereri they are scarey!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Sammeal echo in your mind: "Are they not beautiful, Aprilove?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Aprilove echo in your mind: "I duna like things that talk to me"

You hear the faint thoughts of Sammeal echo in your mind: "They mean you no harm, Aprilove."

6/6/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Xephina echo in your mind: "Please I need an old bard... My very life depends on it... Please help me if you can"

You hear the faint thoughts of Megganeh echo in your mind: ""How old a bard?"

* Xephina just bit the dust!

You hear the faint thoughts of Rhammal echo in your mind: "I guess her life DID depend on finding a bard."

6/6/00 - Invasion advice (after several reports of people being feared, but more ran out to be feared anyway)

You hear the faint thoughts of Drakkonis echo in your mind: "Little advice, if there is something there taht you can't kill, but can kill you....Don't go there!"

11/16/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Drexla echo in your mind: "Oh bequiet easy...I mean Danay"

You hear your own faint thoughts echoing in your head: "Easy what?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Drexla echo in your mind: "That's what is scratched in the bathhou...err...forget it"

You hear your own faint thoughts echoing in your head: "Hah! I removed that years ago...er...never mind."

You hear the faint thoughts of Drexla echo in your mind: "that's Odd - I'm sure I scratched it there just a few days ag...errr..saw Sorchia scratching it on the wall a few days ago"

11/16/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Gretel echo in your mind: "Such are oft the words of Arkati. And then, he spake unto his followers, saying "Thou shalt bring destruction and and mayhem upon all thee survey! And thou shalt give this, my Pookie, many hugglie smoochies." Thus are always the words of the gods, are they not?"

11/25/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Titaniia echo in your mind: "Folks, them of yas what is standin 'round Town Square or even kneeling or lyin down with no weapons or shields..everytime I pass ya while I walkin by all I kin think of is some farmer's wife ringin a bell an' yellin "Supper's ready, come an' get it!" an' a bunch of banaltras droolin..."

12/1/00 - As townspeople fled the banaltra...

You hear the faint thoughts of Fleabeard echo in your mind: "Lady Ylena flew into a towering rage because the dress shop was closed"

12/21/00

You hear the faint thoughts of Indalacio echo in your mind: "WHO WANTS TO DUEL ME AND IS TRAIN 4 OR UNDER!!!!!1"